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The city of Tokyo, Japan is more than meets the eye. Walking the streets along with the humans are demons, vampires, and several other creatures we've always been told don't exsist. By looking at them, you could never tell. You can only wonder.
 
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Twilight

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PostSubject: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:15 pm

I don't know but I'm really bored and I'm thinking of starting a stupid as hell series called Ask Mr. Moo Cow. In this series I'll have a cartoony picture of a cow with a City background behind him and I'll anwser questions. I don't want serious questions though I want stupid as hell, wierd and funny questions.

I'm not sure what to give an example about but I need some help.

Give me your stupiud and silly questions!

I don't know if I'll actually go through with this but it would be fun if I did.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:27 pm

here are some questions me and some friends thought of, it's not pure gold though: ((i'm not mentioning who thought of which question))

~Why dont cat wear condoms?
~Circle, circle, dot, dot. Did you get your cootie shot?
~How does Santa fit through the chimney when he's obesite?
~What would you do if cat started humping your leg? O_o
~What does it mean when a guy says safety or doorknob?
~Oh mighty, wise and powerful Mr.Moo cow, answer this question that all children fear, Does Santa really watch us in our sleep?

we're trying to come up with more cuz we know it sux ><
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:28 pm

What would you do for a klondak bar?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:39 pm



Let me know if you like it, hate it or whatever this is just a practice to show roughly what it would be like.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:46 pm

LOL! That was great, John!
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:48 pm

Thanks I guess if a few people like it I'll continue it x]
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:51 pm

Circle, circle, dot, dot, did you get you cootie shot?

No..I didnt. Good thing that cat was wearing a condom..

xDDD! PWNAGE!!

Did you make that!?


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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:51 pm

Yup yup I made it. It was really easy too. I don't know why I did that voice but I like it.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:54 pm

I <3 it! xD

Make moreee, and the voice was pimp! But didnt sound like you at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:55 pm

I'm good at doing diffrent voice.

I guess I will but I'll need more questions.
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:56 pm

For real!

*Do cows wear bikinies?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:00 pm

Best ones I can think of D:

1. Why do they sterylize needles before lethal injections?

2.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

4.If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the Earth?

5.Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?

6.If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
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PostSubject: Re: Ask Mr. Moo Cow   Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:12 pm

1.) On Max and Ruby, why do they have a grandma, but not a mom or dad? And why do they live by themselves?

2.) Why does underwear come in so many pretty colors if no one sees them?

3.) Are zebras white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?

Thats it for now
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